Our Lady of Central Standard Time

After three of their watches expired on me in succession, I have sadly given up on my beloved Timex (their quality seems to have gone down the toilet) and have been searching for a new watch from a different maker. Here is one, made by the respectable Citizen company of Japan, I had to pass on; no doubt, in time, I will reject the notion of something being "too Catholic" but I'm not quite there yet.

I'll bet it's a big seller in Mexico, though.