Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Oh Dear!

Remember Naomi Wolf? She's the political consultant and fashion therapist who famously counseled Al Gore, to the tune of 15 grand a month, to wear more earth tones to effect change from a "beta" to "alpha" male. Truth be told, your Bloviator is hanged if knows the difference between an alpha, beta or even a gamma male, but winning the presidency doesn't seem to hang on it; Ms. Wolf's counsel was hardly a singular success.

In any event, Ms. Wolf is back but, sadly, is apparently off her meds. She has joined the ever-growing gaggle of aggrieved, and unstable feminists who loudly honk their displeasure with (can you guess it?) Sarah Palin, to an increasingly unconcerned public. Give the lady credit, though, she does honk with exquisite style. (Note: for maximum effect, while reading what follows imagine a big ol' Wurlitzer theater organ, wheezing away with jiggly vibrato and lots of diminished and augmented seventh chords). Ms Wolf, the floor is yours:
What's the plan? It is this. McCain doesn't matter. Reputable dermatologists are discussing the fact that in simply actuarial terms, John McCain has a virulent and life-threatening form of skin cancer. It is the elephant in the room, but we must discuss the health of the candidates: doctors put survival rates for someone his age at two to four years. I believe the Rove-Cheney cabal is using Sarah Palin as a stalking horse, an Evita figure, to put a popular, populist face on the coming police state and be the talk show hostess for the end of elections as we know them. If McCain-Palin get in, this will be the last true American election. She will be working for Halliburton, KBR, Rove and Cheney into the foreseeable future -- for a decade perhaps -- a puppet "president" for the same people who have plundered our treasure, are now holding the US economy hostage and who murdered four thousand brave young men and women in a way of choice and lies.

How, you may ask, can I assert this? How can I argue, as I now do, that there is actually a war being ramped up against US citizens and our democracy and that Sarah Palin is the figurehead and muse for that war?
Do tell!
In McCain-Palin's America, citizens who are protesting are being charged as terrorists. This means that a violent war had been declared on American citizens. A well known reporter leaked to me on background that St Paul police had dressed as protesters and, dressed in Black -- shades of the Blackshirts of 1920 -- infiltrated protest groups. There were also phalanxes of men in black wearing balaclavas, linking arms and behaving menacingly -- alleged "anarchists." Let me tell you, I have been on the left for thirty years and you can't get three lefties to wear the same t-shirt to a rally, let alone link arms and wear identical face masks: these are not our guys. Agent Provocateurs framing protesters and calling protest "terrorism" constitutes step ten of a police state...
Yikes!!! What can one do at this point but sing lustily and with good courage the famous Tinfoil Hat Song?

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