Science Fiction

A liberal friend of mine back east suggested I was "anti-science" because of my skepticism the drastic, economy-crushing shutdowns in the densely populated NYC metropolitan area, owing to the corona virus, were equally required in remote, thinly-settled areas like the one I live in now. Mind you, I hadn't claimed restrictions were unneeded, only that they might be open to question. No dice: even questioning them makes you anti-science (a charge that seems to be gaining as an alternative undefendable term of opprobrium to long-favored "racism," whose currency has been so watered down lately as to render its worth to that of the German papiermark of 1923).

Ah well, this is all to be expected from those whose primary news source is CNN, where not only is science settled, never to be questioned (which may have come as news to Albert Einstein regarding Newtonian physics), but also where anti-science knuckle-draggers are regularly exposed and attacked by their on-air talent. Over time one learns to shrug off such allegations and simply change the subject.

And doing so, and speaking of CNN, Christina Cuomo is the wife of Chris Cuomo, aka "Fredo;" Fredo is not only highly qualified to be brother of New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo, but also is an ace reporter-commentator on CNN, the aforementioned qualifications no doubt assisting him in earning such a prestigious position. The unfortunate Mrs. Cuomo recently announced she had tested positive for the corona virus and had self-quarantined herself in the basement of their spread in Southhampton, one of the playgrounds for the rich on the South Fork of Long Island, NY. She thus follows the example of her husband, who himself had a tussle with the virus and also self-quarantined himself downstairs, broadcasting regular reports about his troubles on CNN. He did once take a well-deserved break, going outdoors to learn the little people some respect for his personage.The demure Mrs. Cuomo has generously also made public not only her ordeal, but the excruciating regimen she's suffering in the treatment of it. Stephen Green, on the staff of the Intaspundit, has kindly posted highlights of her account, which I now appropriate in the name of the people.

Just as my husband, Chris, began to finally kick this, I was stricken with the coronavirus. I spent a week in isolation battling COVID-19. Here’s what I learned—and what I did to push it out over the week.

(WARNING: SCIENCE ALERT! DON YOUR LAB COAT!)

On Tuesday and Wednesday, when my sinus congestion was painful, I enlisted Dr. Roxanna Namavar from Pretty Healthy NYC, who also does vitamin drips at home in the Hamptons. She shows up in her full hazmat outfit and 3M mask. I got magnesium, NAC (a precursor to glutathione, said to be very helpful against COVID-19), vitamin C with lysine, proline, and B complex, folic acid, zinc, selenium, glutathione and caffeine (to combat the headache).

Both days, I added ½ cup of Clorox to my bathwater to combat the radiation and metals in my system and oxygenate it.I used a “body charger,” which energy specialist Randy Oppitz suggested I borrow from a friend. It sent electrical frequencies through my body to oxygenate my blood and stimulate the healthy production of blood cells to fortify my immune system. It also rebalanced my energy, which was gravely off from the stress of caregiving, catching the virus, fearing my kids would get it, etc. The key to healing the human body is directly related to the body’s ability to allow energy to flow through it. “I discovered in my 40-year career as a personal energy specialist that every person I ever worked with has blocked energies. The Body Charger is a device that transfers energy, breaks up, and pulls out the low frequency while replacing with a higher rate,” Oppitz told me.

Stop that smirking. The science is settled!

  

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