Thanks, I Feel Better Already!

The Obama administration, showing a touching concern for our emotional wellness while it systematically destroys the economy, now offers a website to help us cope with the stress.

Free soma distribution is next and all I can say is

I’m so glad I am a Beta. Alpha children work much harder than we do because they’re so frightfully clever. I am really awfully glad I’m Beta because I don’t work as hard.

(Thanks to Dr. Helen.)