Many People Deserve this Award

With the President having won the Nobel Peace Prize for...? it it is plain we now live in a world where, to hearken that lugubrious lefty blow-hard Garrison Keillor, every one of us is above average. So don't look upon this prize as a triumph for the President, rather as a triumph for you, me and any person you might have mistakenly presumed earlier to be a bumbling incompetent narcissist. Congratulations to us all.